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Tampon Buyers Guide

Aaron Presents His Guide to Help You Buy "Products" For Your Wife

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    Step 1 - Know the warning signs ahead of time so you can begin your mental preperations
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    Step 2 - Get "the call" from the Ole Ball & Chain
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    Step 3 - Take a moment to let it sink in
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    Step 4 - Sometimes it helps to share your pain with others
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    Step 5 - Wait around until the store is empty
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    Step 6 - Disguise yourself. You never know who you may run into
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    Step 6 - Pick up the items, then hide them behind a bunch of random stuff you pull off the self. It doesn't matter if you need the other stuff, it's just a prop
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    Step 7 - Make sure "items" are covered and well hidden
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    Step 8 - Proceed to check out register, using same hiding technique as shopping
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    Step 9 - Head home
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    Step 10 - Be ready to answer the, "Where have you been" or "What took so long question"
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    Step 11 - Get a good night's sleep after a hard day's work. You've earned it.